Ingredients:
1 can corned tuna
2 slices of white bread
4 tablespoons of mayonnaise
Steps:
1. Mix the mayonnaise and corned tuna.
2. Spread the mix on the bread slices.
3. Toast the bread in the oven for 5 minutes or until brownish.
"This tastes like crap".
"Damn. I think I missed an ingredient. The most important one."
"And what's that?"
"An ounce of love."
"I hate you."